official facebook event www.facebook.com/events/349764848460008

Holy shit, brah!

It's the 5th....yes, the 5th year of KEEP IT A THREAT!!!

The annual all-day skate and thrash event that has captivated......um.....nobody.

Now I know what you're asking yourself: "Why the fuck do Uncle Jae and Uncle Dougie keep torturing us with these clearly obsolete and outdated annual 'fests'!??!!?!?"

Well....

The lineup speaks for itself:

AGAINST THE GRAIN (tour kick-off show....I know, they have those like every other week now, right?) https://www.facebook.com/Againstthegraindetroit

THE ARMED (play loud, play fast, repeat.) https://www.facebook.com/thearmed

GOLDEN TORSO (fat shirtless dudes that could beat the piss out of your old man and drink your ass under the table) https://www.facebook.com/goldentorso

THE DEWTONS (aka your opportunity to go take a nice long boozy piss in the vacant lot next door for a half hour) https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dewtons/175460225798687

AGGRO OR DIE! (Their rage stems from video games, skate boards and cereal...yea...real crazy) https://www.facebook.com/aggroordie

SNAKEWING (Remember that Seinfeld episode with the Black and White cookie? Well, picture that cookie as a band that crushes your skull) https://www.facebook.com/SNAKEWING

ST. THOMAS BOYS ACADEMY (Detroit punk/ska is NOT dead and these dudes are proof of why!) https://www.facebook.com/stthomasboysacademy?ref=br_tf

TEENAGE REHAB (These old farts from Paducah,KY are certainly not teenagers and not in rehab...well, not currently anyway..you may want to check with them after fest though) https://www.facebook.com/pages/Teenage-Rehab/170028649729218

FRANK WHITE (Infectious sing-along songs.....and stuff) https://www.facebook.com/frankwhitefrankwhite

VOICE OF ADDICTION (political punk from Chicago,IL) https://www.facebook.com/voarockers

BAD ASSETS (REAL Detroit OI! On United Riot records) https://www.facebook.com/badassetsdetroit

AXE RIPPER (c'mon...look at their name. Of course they're awesome!) https://www.facebook.com/axeripper

MURDER PARTY! (Grand Rapids, MI. Ex Nuke & The Living Dead. Party punk rock n' roll!) https://www.facebook.com/splattersplatter

DEAD CHURCH (Death grinding violence....and other fun, upbeat and cheery such things.) https://www.facebook.com/deadchurch

THE GUTTER GHOULS (On Hell City records. Creepy, haunting, psycho-punkabilly. I'm gettin' freaked out just typing this.) https://www.facebook.com/TheGutterGhouls

DESIRING DEAD FLESH (Bay City,MI's answer to.....well, anything!) https://www.facebook.com/desiringdeadflesh

STALE PHISH (You like drinkin'!? YEA? You like skatin'!? YEA? Ok well, so do they) https://www.facebook.com/stalephish313

THE FLAKS (these kids are fixin' to be out waaay past their bedtime!) https://www.facebook.com/theflaks

at Transitions ramp park. 5616 Van Born ct. Dearborn Heights,MI. 48125

Skate park opens at 10am, bands start at noon. NO PUNK TIME! When this shit starts, it starts! GET THERE ON TIME AND WATCH ALL THESE GREAT BANDS! We're not waiting for your slacker ass!

ALL AGES!

Bring your sister dude!